Shelly
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Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side,
"When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when
we got home was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your
mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were
enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly
wear them, as they were too large. I said to her "Of course they
are too large for you. I wear the trousers in this family and I
always will. "Ever since that day we have never had a single
problem" Jack took his father's advice to heart and as soon as he
got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing. He took
off his trousers and handed them to Jill and told her to try them
on. When she did she said "I can't wear these, they're far too
large for me". "Exactly" Jack replied "I wear the trousers in
this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget
that" Then Jill took off her knickers and gave them to Jack.
"Try these on Jack" she said, so he tried them but they were too
small. "I can't get into your knickers" said Jack. Jill said
"Exactly, and if you don't change your f******attitude, you never
will!"
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SteveW
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nae bad that luv. nae bad at all
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R Lee
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m-dot
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Cybermonkey
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haha very clever!
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Jason Iles
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 thats good that 1
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Meat-Pie-SRI
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Graham
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ok i suppose
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