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OFcorsa
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I was sat watching gladiator with a mate (about the sam time scream 3 was on) and i heard this thump thump "get out" then these 3 kids come running infront of the screen and they were dressed in scream out fits brandishing knives, the bloke behind us stands up and shouts "fock off your ruinning the film and throws his drink at them which opened in mid air and landed on my mate then the one kid turns round looks at the screen and shouts "shit its the wrong film" and runs back out.
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i snored during Hulk
OFcorsa
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cant blame you i think most people did.
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I got into a ruckas with 4 Irish Gypsies during 2fast2furious....they wouldnt shut up an they were smokin rite infront of me an the girlfriend...Neva saw the end of the film, though i demanded a refund an also got free tickets...quite funny
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when i was younger, watching the adams family values at the cinema, the whole of the cinema went crazy because some lads were throwing popcorn, ended up the whole of the cinema (full of kids) having a mass popcorn fight
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I fucking hate it when that happens. a load of chows were watching full throttle and kept chatting through it so the missus turned round and said shut the fuck up and they never made a sound i lost it hoever and died laughing so she bollocked me.
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
when i was younger, watching the adams family values at the cinema, the whole of the cinema went crazy because some lads were throwing popcorn, ended up the whole of the cinema (full of kids) having a mass popcorn fight


how quality!
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chows?
Marc
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i was occupied with the misses during Once Upon A Time In Mexico and missed most of it!
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I also went to see gangs of new york and there were possibly the two most smelliest people in the world sat behind us (personally i think they could have been tramps) but they got asked to leave cos they stole sweets and drinks and didnt have the money to pay for them.
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quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
i was occupied with the misses during Once Upon A Time In Mexico and missed most of it!


awww yeeaaah

munch chows = the viet cong
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My ex gave me a blow job
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threw my malteasers at the screen and one must have melted slightly as it stuck to the screen for a while before falling off


[Edited on 19-11-2003 by jay@ffwd]
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only the usual popcorn fights etc
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
My ex gave me a blow job


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i ended up shaggin my bird (well ex now) during shallow hal coz it was so crap, then realised half way through bein on the job that there were people on the same row as us
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I forgot wot film and few months back i saw it advertised, ols skool or sumthin dunno wot happened but she gave good head...
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I made a hole in the popcorn container and stuck my dick thru it

 
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