Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman,
politician. Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so
the teacher asked him about his father.
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"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them
sleep with him."
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The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some
colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that
really true about your father?"
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"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I
was just too embarrassed to say".
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(I will laugh at my own joke then 
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