Stoneyginger
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Registered: 25th Jan 01
Location: Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire
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SELLICK BHOY
By April Lasagne (Sung to the tune of Skater Boy)
She was a drunk, he was a ned,
they met one Saturday at Parkhead.
They both live in a hole, both on the dole.
Can I be any more obvious?
He was a Sellick Bhoy,
she said see you later boy,
got to pick up my four weans.
He's got a facial scar, drives a stolen car
and only washes when it rains.
He's fresh from jail, she's out on bail,
flashing her gash round Blythswood Square.
Its such a shame, she's pregnant again! Can I be any more
obvious?
He was a Sellick boy,
she said 'see you later boy,
got to go score some drugs.'
He's got facial scar, drives a stolen car,
and he is lousy with the bugs.
But now they have split,'cos he burst her lip,
just after Celtic lost last week.
It never could last, just like Buckfast.
Can I be any more obvious?
He was a Sellick Bhoy,
she said 'see you later boy,
you're not good enough for me'.
No more Bhoy with the facial scar,
She's dating a superstar, Neil Lemmon from Sellick - well 'glory
be'.
She was a slut, he was a ned.
Can I be any more obvious?
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Rims
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Registered: 17th Aug 03
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Where u get that 1 from stoney?
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I posted that months ago
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mav
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Pete G
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Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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ross9000
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Registered: 20th Jul 03
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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thats fookin class
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Stoneyginger
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Registered: 25th Jan 01
Location: Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire
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got it in an email
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Mattss Corsa
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Registered: 11th Jan 03
Location: Milton Keynes (BUCKS)
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Funny but dunno the places
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