Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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this one made me laugh
222652995 When I hear my neighbors in the shower... I flush the toilet... twice.
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Icy
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750948113 I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house and I woke up realizing that I had wet the bed, to this day she still hasnt wondered why her bedsheets are tinted yellow
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Icy
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704814256 I carry on my person a set of small discrete screw drivers and various other tools. When I am on the bus I steal nuts, bolts and screws with a view to collect them and it makes the seats loose. I also take screws, etc from toilet cubicles and anywhere else I go. I have a bucket in my garage full of screws and bolts and it thrills me to no end that some poor bastard has to fix and replace what I have done. I think I might be ill.
twisted!^ 
124169956 For the last 2 years I have masturbated each morning and colleted the semen in a small container that fits in my pocket. I have been going to our communal works fridge and have been mixing or pouring my semen into my work collegues food. I secretly laugh as I watch them eat this foul mixture and nobody has been any of the wiser.
^ that cud be at ur work 
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Icy
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196965922 I tried to take an overdose a few days ago. I thought that it was painkillers, it turned out to be laxatives. I spent the next day on the can.. damn, I'm so pathetic, I can't even kill myself right.
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Stone Cold Rattlesnake
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Trotty
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quote:
Originally posted by Icy
196965922 I tried to take an overdose a few days ago. I thought that it was painkillers, it turned out to be laxatives. I spent the next day on the can.. damn, I'm so pathetic, I can't even kill myself right.
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Icy
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^ that one is class
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