Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to
the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber
smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships
from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes "Sean, I've
got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".
Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."
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