Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Innovative
b.. Preliminary
c.. Proliferation
d.. Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Specificity
b.. British Constitution
c.. Passive-aggressive disorder
d.. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
b.. Nope, no more booze for me
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d.. No kebab for me, thank you
e.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g.. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
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dolphin-vic
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Registered: 19th Dec 03
Location: Derbyshire
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the last ones are quite true.
he earlier ones i dont even know the meanin of sober, so wouldnt even bother when drunk !
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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Its impossible to talk at all when you're totally cnuted
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AK
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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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its hard to say 'no'
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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on?
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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notice how the 2 cs alcoholics come to this post^^^^^^^^
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AK
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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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i can apparently speak better, or more coherently when fucked.....
aye..... min
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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We're all pish heeds at heart, just opened me 1st can of the night
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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i had one earlier - just opened 2nd - cant really be bothered to drunk   not often i say that
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Stoneyginger
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Registered: 25th Jan 01
Location: Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire
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Mmmmm i like that a lot, and it's strangely true 
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!
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luca2020
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Registered: 26th May 02
Location: Maidstone, Kent
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quote: Originally posted by drunkenfool
you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!
SO TRUE! lol
i find it hard to say those words when im sober, no chance when im drunk
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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went down town 2nite n our taxi driver crashed on the way down drivin like a fuckin loony!!! 2L vectra, subs n lot lol, crashed in2 a copper serves him right! nob ed! AND my m8 payed him, i just walked away, fuck that!
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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i cant put 2 words together when im wankered
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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Specificity , Transubstantiate
i cant say these sober!
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