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Danny P
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Innovative
b.. Preliminary
c.. Proliferation
d.. Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Specificity
b.. British Constitution
c.. Passive-aggressive disorder
d.. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
b.. Nope, no more booze for me
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d.. No kebab for me, thank you
e.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g.. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
dolphin-vic
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the last ones are quite true.
he earlier ones i dont even know the meanin of sober, so wouldnt even bother when drunk !
Drew
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Andy Stocker
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Its impossible to talk at all when you're totally cnuted
AK
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10th Jan 04 at 01:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its hard to say 'no'
Andy Stocker
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on?
Drew
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notice how the 2 cs alcoholics come to this post^^^^^^^^
AK
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10th Jan 04 at 01:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i can apparently speak better, or more coherently when fucked.....

aye..... min
Andy Stocker
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We're all pish heeds at heart, just opened me 1st can of the night
Drew
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i had one earlier - just opened 2nd - cant really be bothered to drunk not often i say that
Stoneyginger
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Mmmmm i like that a lot, and it's strangely true
drunkenfool
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you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!
luca2020
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10th Jan 04 at 03:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!


SO TRUE! lol

i find it hard to say those words when im sober, no chance when im drunk
CorsaLad16v
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went down town 2nite n our taxi driver crashed on the way down drivin like a fuckin loony!!! 2L vectra, subs n lot lol, crashed in2 a copper serves him right! nob ed! AND my m8 payed him, i just walked away, fuck that!
J da Silva
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i cant put 2 words together when im wankered
Adam-D
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10th Jan 04 at 10:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Specificity , Transubstantiate

i cant say these sober!

 
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