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Author Been on here many times b4 but I still laughed lol
Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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16th Jan 04 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A young man called Fergus wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart
Mara as they had not been together for very long and he wanted to surprise
her. After careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied by
his sister he went to Marks and Spencers and bought a dainty pair of white
gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister
got the gloves and Mara got the panties.
Without checking the contents Fergus sealed the package (with a kiss) and
sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:-

Dear Mara,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any
when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for my sister I would have
chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are
easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the
pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly
soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart
even though they were a little tight on her.
She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny, in
fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them.
I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away
as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I
hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love
Fergus
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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16th Jan 04 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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16th Jan 04 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That's belting
ONeil
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Registered: 12th Feb 03
Location: Telford
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16th Jan 04 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quality lol
Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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16th Jan 04 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quality

 
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