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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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24th Jan 04 at 01:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pissed on the back wheel of a police car, didnt notice he was in the shop behind me, ended up running down the street with balls swinging about still holding my nob.

also

i live on an army estate, and they got a few tanks as show peices, i once climbed on top if one of these tanks and proceeded to dance (like a complete cnut) next thing i know theres quite a few squaddies pulling me down to the floor and all pointing those machine guns at me (dont think they were real, as they had them yellow thins on the front) needless to say i shit myself. but they were alright about it, let me go after humiliating me in front of my mates.
Pete G
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Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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24th Jan 04 at 01:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^^ i can not better that
luca2020
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Location: Maidstone, Kent
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24th Jan 04 at 01:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
got but naked on stage in front of about 100 netball girls, i was with 50 other rugby boys tho so not all bad

also got me cock out to my neighbour cos she said we were making tomuch noise 1 night lol
drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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24th Jan 04 at 01:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
everyone at work is callin me a prostitute cos of what i did on saturday!
luca2020
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24th Jan 04 at 02:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did u sell ur ass again?

[Edited on 24-01-2004 by luca2020]
drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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24th Jan 04 at 02:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
barmaid told me shed give me a free drink if i showed her my dick, so apparently i did, and she copped a feel! She came to see me at work today too, im getting scared.
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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24th Jan 04 at 02:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sweet mate.. well done.. or is she a rotter??
Mistamist
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24th Jan 04 at 02:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Matt..........PICS!!! your task for tomorrow is to take your camera into work and get a pic of every female that comes in, Hot or Not, it doesnt matter. also get a pic of the bar girl!
drunkenfool
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Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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24th Jan 04 at 02:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bar woman is not fit! Shes such a tart, shes 35, got 4 kids oldest is 16 (im 19!) etc. Got day off 2moro doing absinthe

[Edited on 24-01-2004 by drunkenfool]
Mistamist
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24th Jan 04 at 02:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ok next day at work!
drunkenfool
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Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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24th Jan 04 at 02:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
U want me to nick the CCTV tapes and host em on corsasport?!
Mistamist
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24th Jan 04 at 02:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah, get the ones of the robberies, aand also make some of you and other employees performing strange movements around the shop.
drunkenfool
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24th Jan 04 at 02:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
police have got em at the moment, but i really wanna see them! Me and my mates were gonna knock over a huge stack of beer and send tapes into Youve been framed.
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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24th Jan 04 at 02:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mav when that happen?

@misdotcom
drunkenfool
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24th Jan 04 at 02:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im off to sleep now. No doubt i will be on tomorrow. Night!

[Edited on 24-01-2004 by drunkenfool]
Icy
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24th Jan 04 at 02:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nite
mav
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24th Jan 04 at 20:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Icy
mav when that happen?

@misdotcom


thatb was about 10 years ago i think now....was 19 or 20....
Gavin
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24th Jan 04 at 22:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i keep on sayin 'My Precious!' in a stupid gollum like way!




pew pew pew pewwwww
the_legend_of_yrag
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25th Jan 04 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
X-mas eve me n my mates were waiting to be picked up, n found some trollies so we raced then down the multi story walkway bit (downhill) needless to say i rolled mine and it hurt!!!!
Pablo
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Location: Milton Keynes
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25th Jan 04 at 10:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Txt people
Andy_S
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25th Jan 04 at 12:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha, got dared to put a slug in my mouth, so I through it up and caught it Had slime all over me!
sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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25th Jan 04 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andy@CruisinUK
haha, got dared to put a slug in my mouth, so I through it up and caught it Had slime all over me!


i very nearly brought my breakfast up wen i read that urghhhhhh
transca
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26th Jan 04 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got hammered, puked on the carpet and tried to hoover it up. Mum came down stairs and went mental at me
Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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26th Jan 04 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Txt people


this is true

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