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Shelly
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Be very proud to be British Because...

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet

............................RULE BRITANNIA!!
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was posted a couple of weeks back?
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well have it again
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posted before but still makes me chuckle everytime
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Yeah still funny
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I have Tea with my double cheese burger and fries
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i am proud to be welsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
well have it again



is that what you say to the boyfriend
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quote:
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is that what you say to the boyfriend


have you been watching again Ross
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is that what you say to the boyfriend


have you been watching again Ross


You usually say strap yourself on Mikey I am gonna go for it

Or so I hear
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he doesnt need a strap on, are you blind?!
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
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Originally posted by vibrio


is that what you say to the boyfriend


have you been watching again Ross


You usually put your strap on yourself and fuck Mikey squeal like pig sqeal
Or so I hear



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he doesnt have homo tendancies
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only with Lee
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quote:
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he has homo tendancies



yes we know. we feel you
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Pardon?!

 
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