T1NK
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A 7 and a 4 year old are upstairs in the bedroom. 'You know wot?' says the 7yr old 'i think it's about time we started swearing.When we go downstairs for breakfast, i'll swear first then you swear after me.' The 4yr old agrees.The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7yr old wot he wants for breakfast. 'oh, sh*t, mum. i guess i'll have some cocopops.' The mother is furious and slaps him hard on the ass and he runs upstairs crying. She looks at the 4yr old, and asks wiv a stern voice, 'and what do you want for breakfast young man?' 'I dont know,' he blubbers ' but you can bet your life it wont be f**king cocopops!'
 
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Icy
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Drew
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heard it before 
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T1NK
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trust you lol
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MikeE
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Andy_S
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