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Demo
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11th Mar 04 at 21:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just driven 3 miles home from my mates in a fucking blizzard.

first mile of journey was through ungritted lanes and involved me going sideways down a downhill s-bend.
then second half of journey involved me climbing an ungritted mountain road to get to my house. giving it fucking 5 grand to try and pull up the hill and it took me fucking ages. then got to my estate and have to come down a stepp 100yd hill from the street above me to my street

got in shaking and wound up to fuck. and to top it all off my mother is being a twat and moaning at me cos i shouldnt have gone out in severe weather conditions

and my speedo cable also fucking packed up during my journey

excuse me while i go change my pants as they have been used as a temporary latrine (sp)
LukeGSi
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
just driven 3 miles
first mile of journey was through ungritted lanes
then second half of journey involved


wot happened between the mile and mile n half part?
Marc
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What were you driving?
Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
just driven 3 miles
first mile of journey was through ungritted lanes
then second half of journey involved


wot happened between the mile and mile n half part?


probably had my eyes closed whuile filling my undies

i was driving my puny 1.4 16v FWD corsa BTW
Adam
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11th Mar 04 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
who gives a shit?
Demo
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Stuckey
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its more intrestin than what you brought earlier adam you cock theif
Demo
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^pmsl
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@ cock thief

 
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