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langey

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22nd Mar 04 at 18:14

Gary Nevilles Diary

Friday
Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel
special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have
to
share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache
looks a bit thicker today.

Saturday
Won today but I didn't play :-( Watched MUTV all night to see whether
Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio until
he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty
today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game to let
him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my moustache. Cried
myself to sleep.

Sunday
Took Sir an apple. But Weasley :-) gave him a bottle of red wine so
he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried
to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the
kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in
moustache with marker. Looks manly.

Monday
Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.

Tuesday (early)
Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at
papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook. So glad I said
Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mind games
business. Photo on back of The Scum made my moustache look thin but Mum
says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.

Tuesday (late)
Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should have won and
someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived
on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and
they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I had to
go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers
crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the
whole wide world.

Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick and told Sir to
sell him.

Wednesday
Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my
drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy
laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United
were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some
Re-Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly 'tache.

Thursday
Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he
was 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions
League'. Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold
him down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the
whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I
sent him for Christmas.

Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.

AndyW

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22nd Mar 04 at 18:21

Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.

i like that

langey

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22nd Mar 04 at 18:23

my matesent it me from work, cudnt stop laffin, its a bit to read but funny as fuck.

sunday
Coloured in
moustache with marker. Looks manly.

Monday
Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.

Drew

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22nd Mar 04 at 18:58