Skinner
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just got this emailed 2 me think its been on here b4
The things we watched as kids!!!!
Read the text below then listen to the clip. (I bet you thought this was
an urban myth!)
BRILLIANT SCRIPT WRITING
For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember
the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little
lost on you... but it must have been a great episode to watch! Almost
too ridiculous to believe ... This is taken from an original Rainbow
script and there's no way this could have been done by accident.
Innuendo all the way.
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana Zippy: "One skin, two skin,
three skin, four"
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
in" Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
and peg kit.
Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself.
Geoffrey: (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well." Geoffrey (to
camera) "Have you seen Bungles twanger?"
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle: (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas." Singers Rod, Roger
and Jane enter. Roger : "We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Roger." Roger : (looking sad) "Yes, but it broke my plucking
instrument."
Rod: (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?" Zippy; "No, let's just pluck away with
our twangers."
George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
Geoffrey: (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got
any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
plucking song." Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're
going to pluck all day." Apparently the scriptwriter and the director
got the sack, but not until after the show had been broadcast and
several complaints from parents had been received!
Now click on the link below to view the clip or key in the address in
your internet address window - quality man, prepare to p*ss yourself!!
www.airport-tkd.com/vids/fun111/rainbow.htm
pmsl check the link out
 
[Edited on 05-04-2004 by Skinner]
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