Jason Iles
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Number 1.
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Number 2.
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in
order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of
needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.
Number 3.
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically
with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.
Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Number 4.
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of
them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two
hapless protesters to death.
And finally.......
Number 5.
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your day's not so bad, is it.........................Only this could be
worse:
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars,
was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle
dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran
into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and
bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door.
The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on
a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the
street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the
wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was
spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the
gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.
The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked
at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became
despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a
cigarette.
After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the
toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud
explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her
husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was
suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin.
The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same
paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The
paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to
the street.
While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife,
one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself.
She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them
slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs and broke his arm.
(Taken from a Florida Newspaper.)
Having a bad day?
Just remember, it could be worse.....
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Alex
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pmsl  classic 
thats made me much less bored at work thanks!
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Spence
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Robbo
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Everyday is a bad day lately 
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Pablo
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Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Everyday is a bad day lately
Ah give it up, live with it, u get used to it I am 
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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pmsl
nice one jace
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Everyday is a bad day lately
Ah give it up, live with it, u get used to it I am
Bring it bitch
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
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Init - life is actually poor - its what u do with it
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Jus read it qulaity
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Everyday is a bad day lately
Ah give it up, live with it, u get used to it I am
Bring it bitch
 ok
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Robbo
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Skinner
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Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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