BadBoyJase
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Registered: 28th Aug 03
Location: Essex
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The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down
for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely
big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The
driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an
apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)
Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW
lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for
BMW drivers only?)
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 95mph enjoying the
adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an
inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway,
but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!
Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my
headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway
and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but
I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!
He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him,
he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the
hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man
gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes
fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had
to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have
some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and
I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because
I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points,
and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW! 
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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too much to read
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I am sorry 
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DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
too much to read
bunch of arse anyway
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ninjauk
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Registered: 9th Aug 03
Location: Driffield
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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typical BMW driver 
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CraigyG
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Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
typical BMW driver
STFU
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DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
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are you a wanker now then colin? oh i forgot you already were before you got the bmw
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by DanielJ
are you a wanker now then colin? oh i forgot you already were before you got the bmw
Yes its true I hog the fast lane
And off course I wank, why dont you
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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What u got Colin ?
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L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
typical BMW driver
STFU
its rite, i was all set on gettin a BMW convertable the other month. so i too was goin to be a BMW driver.
but its jst the fact that he claimed the motorway was his and he had such a superior car 
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
What u got Colin ?
Got an E30 325 , and still got the MR2 aswell
Great car BTW
And I hog the fast lane in both so its not BMW typical
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
typical BMW driver
STFU
its rite, i was all set on gettin a BMW convertable the other month. so i too was goin to be a BMW driver.
but its jst the fact that he claimed the motorway was his and he had such a superior car
M3 convertable, now were talking
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DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
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i was goin 2 have a beemer so i cant tlk
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Shane
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
What u got Colin ?
Got an E30 325, and still got the MR2 aswell
Great car BTW
And I hog the fa
st lane in both so its not BMW typical
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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u essex whore when i come up behind u ill sit on ure ass
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M4tt
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Registered: 18th Apr 03
Location: Potters Bar
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well i was pissin myself laffin at that
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Ben
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