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Author Mazin Joke
Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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27th Apr 04 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you b*stards who want to get off,
get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you b*stards
who are getting on, get your arse in the train, cause we're going down the
tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I
want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For
those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the
kitchen."
Marcus_Foster
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Registered: 14th Apr 02
Location: Bristol.....Drives: BMW E46
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27th Apr 04 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Spence
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Location: Bristol UK
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Leo
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27th Apr 04 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL!!!!
Nismo
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27th Apr 04 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mazin
sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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27th Apr 04 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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27th Apr 04 at 11:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
read it before but stil fckin
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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nice man nice
Pablo
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Location: Milton Keynes
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leeshez
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Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Kool
R Lee
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27th Apr 04 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that is well funny
L330wnz
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Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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27th Apr 04 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heard that b4 but still as funny as the 1st time

 
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