Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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If you think life is bad.....
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 5 other guys
But worst of all..
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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this is true for my life tho
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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very true
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