Robbo
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Just got into this recently... saw the whole of Series 4 on BBC3 last weekend then got the Series 1/2 set and am currently watching Series 3 on BBC3 BUT... I just realised the series start around Feb of each year so Series 5 won't be on until Feb 05 
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Robbo
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'Gaz if you say my name one more time I am going to cockdrop you  ' FPMSL  
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BARKEY
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ive got series 1 and 2 aswell, Quality programme + janet is fine (cant remember her real name)
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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That prg is legend, not seen it for time
Master of cunning
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Robbo
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... I am the master of cunning...
LARD... is not a reason... thats what I told Gaz when he wanted to bumlove me
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by BARKEY
ive got series 1 and 2 aswell, Quality programme + janet is fine (cant remember her real name)
Sheridan Smith
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Pablo
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Its wen he tells that bird he loves her in the other series to get out of being in trouble, looks at camera and say its
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Robbo
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Use a safe word... like Kangaroo??
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Pablo
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Robbo
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Fags Shags and Kebabs
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Mad Moe
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Series Three Quotes
Donna ~ This lad called Munch turns up at the garage right
Flo ~ Munch why's he called Munch hey if its for good reasons send him round here!!!
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Flo ~ Men stuck it in anywhere in the 70's why do you think leg warmers were so popular we had to wear summet to catch the drips!!!
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Gaz ~ My sleeping beauty I am your Prince and I will awaken you with my mighty sword; I'm gonna stab with it yeah!!!
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Gaz ~ Whats a multiple orgasm? Must mean with two women, one on each hand like mittens!!!
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Janet ~ Jonny what have you done to my house its all tidy and sweet smelling I'm not a Walton Jonny I'm scum ok scum!!!
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Donna ~ Look just be quick about it and if he's nice give us a signal and I can go home and have sex before my vagina eats some one!!!
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Donna ~ Who dares enter the lare of the domanatricks on your knees you little worm you've been a bad bad boy and I'm gonna punish you with my dirty sex whip and if you don't like it all you have to do is say kangaroo!!!
Munch ~ HeeerHeer I love my new family!!
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Donna ~ Oh god you've been standing naked at your window again haven't you
Flo ~ No and I do that so the cars slow down I'm thinking of the local children
Donna ~ Mum
Flo ~ These speed bumps are better than any sleeping police man!!!
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David ~ Its not a cult
Louise ~ Thats what the Britannia music club said!!!
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Jonny ~ Please don't leave me Janet its bad enough during the week but at the weekend theres no Fern and Philip my god theres no Lorraine!!!
Janet ~ Who are these people?
Jonny ~ There my weekday friends who live in the telly!!
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Gaz ~ Carrying beers is what John does best, Is kegs bigger than all the rest, he may or may not be wearing a vest, so now I'm gonna think Jo guest, Jo guest one two big breasts three four!!!
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Julie ~ I've got three kids
Jonny ~ I don't particulay need to know how slack your nastyness is!!!
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Julie ~ Are you speaking back to me?
Jonny ~ I think its pretty obvious I am yet what with my mouth moving and words coming out!!!
Julie ~ Look Jonny I don't care what your name is
Jonny ~ Its Jonny you just said it so you probably care a bit!!!
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Louise ~ I want a dolly!!!
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Jonny ~ I don't think you have suffered other than falling out of a hormone tree and hitting every tampon on the way down!!!
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Jonny ~ She's a monster no she's not a monster I'm sorry thats not fair she's a she's a twat!!!
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Louise ~ I've made him wait so tonights the night he gets to enter the sacrid passage del passion!!!
Donna ~ Is she talking about her fanny?!
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Jonny ~ Just cos you have a dream it don't make it true
Gaz ~ Martin Luther King's screwed then!!!
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Gaz ~ I'm worried you don't go out anymore
Donna ~ Well I do I go to work and to Janets and me mums
Gaz ~ Woowo there missy your a social whirl wind!!!
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Jonny (about bourbons) ~ There a sneaky undarned biscuit them, they pretend to be proper chocolate right and then bang they hit you with bournville badness!!!
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Jonny ~ A steam cleaner? You can't clean steam!!!
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Donna ~ Here's my calalogue bills thats my wage slips here's my bank statemenet all is red as a post box with a period!!
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KP ~ Stop shouting I'm deaf not Welsh!!
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Gaz ~ Now perhaps you could you could compliment my sense of humour even though I'm a woman and I don't actually have one!!!
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KP ~ I might be deaf, but this girls (about Louise) £@#%ing voice is irritating!!!
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Gaz ~ My name's Stephanie
Munch ~ Heherher
Gaz ~ What
Munch ~ Your names got a fanny in it
Gaz ~ Alright fine, my names Melanie
Munch ~ Is that cos your heads shapped like a melon!!!
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Munch ~ Your funny
Louise ~ Your stupid
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Munch ~ Back off Skippy (to David)
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Donna ~ A suicide packed when did you agree to that Jesus I thought promising Gaz I'd always be moist on a Wednesday was a biggy!!!
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Donna ~ I bloody haven't you've seen my fanny does it look like a cauliflour!!1
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Louise ~ The truth that all things considered at the end of the day with my hand on my heart and my conscience fully cleansed and in the whole grand scheme of things its a fucking plant!!!
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Robbo
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Mad Moe
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Series Two Quotes
Janet ~ What's the matter? Why have you been crying? Why was Gaz running down the road? Why was he naked? Why didn't I get a proper look?
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Janet ~ God can you remember the last time you comunicated with Donna I mean like really talked
Gaz ~ Yeah I can remember the exact conversation actually well well I said yes and said yes, yes then I said oh baby yes and she said yes then I re-buckled with yes then she said yes, yes, yes and I said can you pass the tissues pleases and she said yes!!!
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Donna ~ Well were supposed to be having a nice growny upy relationship I think that means taking me to wine bars and stuff
Gaz ~ No no no it just means I've got to talk to you as well as give you one from now on!!
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Gaz ~ Thank the lord Jesus Christ and his seven dwarfs!!!
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Donna ~ By the way you describe it yeah he doesn't know what to do to turn you on so you get to show him and because he's so nice he won't ask for anything back Louise ~ So if I ask him to visit the fish mongers on Friday I won't have to shop for cheese on the Saturday
Donna ~ God only hopes your talking in metaphor
Louise ~ No he likes fish I like cheese
Janet ~ Sounds like the perfect match then mate
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Flo ~ Thats all fallen through apparently its illegal to advitise yourself in phone boxes ask me why I don't know British Telecom do it!!!
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Gaz ~ Listen right a girl once told me right that I turned her into a lesbian do you think if if I invited her over you'd do that thing you were just doing
Donna ~ What snog her
Gaz ~ Yeh and what ever else lesbians do like present shows on Channel Four etc
Donna ~ Well minimum fee of 50 quid
Gaz ~ 50 quid who are you mega muff!!
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Jonny ~ What's that smell its gorgeous
Donna ~ Its dog poo Jonny
Jonny ~ It makes you hungry doesn't it!!!
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Jonny ~ My glands are massive, feel my testicles!!
Janet ~ Why are they swollen?
Jonny ~ No I just like it!!!
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Gaz ~ There's no such thing as a perfect couple well apart from Chris Evans and Billie just sat in a pub all day getting pissed with an 18 year old how perfects that!!!
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Jonny ~ It was cold in bed last night you know
Donna ~ Oh no-one to snuggle up to
Jonny ~ No no its not that its just I got so drunk last night I pissed the bed, I couldn't be bothered flipping the mattress it was all cold and also quite clamey!!
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Donna ~ I haven't left him I only lived with him for six hours it was great up until he said I was harder to live with than an erection at a funeral!!!
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Marc
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Would you shag Sheriden Smith??
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Robbo
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Yes if she dolled up a bit
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Mad Moe
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Good Site for Fans this 
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Pablo
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reet good that
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Marc
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Wouldnt make an effort though
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Robbo
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She looked nicer in the Royle Family IMO
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Marc
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would you believe that was the best picture i could find 
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Robbo
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I would like to see her dolled uop deffo as she always dresses like a skank in 2P
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
Wouldnt make an effort though
minger.
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