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Skipz
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   30th Apr 04 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Consumption of Alcohol



Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties
of alcohol containers: ----------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. --------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.-------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.----------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
----------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.----------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 40 in the
morning. ----------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting. ----------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back. ----------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better-looking than most people. ----------------------------------------------

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.-----------------------------------------------


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
----------------------------------------------

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe
real gode.


courtesy of my wee sister

happy noo icy

[Edited on 30-04-2004 by h18_oab]
Icy
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30th Apr 04 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so true

on one of our classnight out
mate tripped n fell n was away for few hrs before we found him..........with a black eye
fell against somethin n fell asleep then wondered off somewhere

college nxt day ppl were like where were u? were u in a fight?

karen thats Barry^
Karen
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30th Apr 04 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ha ha @ Barry!
Skipz
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Skipz
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that consumption of alcohol thing is courtesy of my lil sister
Icy
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u cudda thanked her on ur first post!!!
what a nice bro u r!
Skipz
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lol i'm a brilliant bro icy she had actually forgotten she'd sent me it
Dav
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Those are all so true
deanmcreynolds26
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30th Apr 04 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
foxy u get this one often? WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. -------------------------------------------- or u dont need alcohol jus a night on CS
Skipz
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why does every post have to end up wi sumone saying about the lassies on cs wi their drawers off ???

i'm not complaining by the way

[Edited on 30-04-2004 by h18_oab]
mav
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