moka
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Me and the missues were watching the football one day when she turns round and asks me if the football players can hear what the commentators are saying...!
I pissed myself laughing 
[Edited on 21-02-2012 by moka]
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corsajay88
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Bloke from wprks daughter was told colonel gaddaffi's dead 'what team does he play for then'
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tom130691
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put WWE on tv for a joke,
usual thing happend reff looking other way, some body else jumps in hits the guy with a chair,
KO ing the victim and causing them to be pinned and loose
lauras response to all of this:
"cant they watch the replay they cheated!"
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samole
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My girlfriend and her mates were going on holiday. One of her mates is the dizziest person i have ever met, could literally quote everything she says in here. On the plane, she turns to a random whilst bored to make convosation, and asks 'where is it that you are getting off'
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FAZ
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Cybermonkey
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My sister was cooking dinner for her husband and was reading the recipe. She called my mum asking where she could get a brown chicken from
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by emicen
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Dean_W
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Originally posted by Tom
A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.
I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation
Sedated........
Yes but not seduced 
If the operation was getting a baby out then induced would be plausible. Although being induced doesn't happen with a c section so fuck knows.
Thanks, been waiting years for that
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3CorsaMeal
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i actually looked around google once on a mates pc looking for a pic of a pterodactyl and kept dismissing all the pics as they were fake or cgi, then realised i wasn't going to find a photo of a real one.
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Eck
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"If vodka is made with potatoes, how don't I get drunk eating them" 
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taylorboosh
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this thread made me smile
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Rickavo
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i actually looked around google once on a mates pc looking for a pic of a pterodactyl and kept dismissing all the pics as they were fake or cgi, then realised i wasn't going to find a photo of a real one.
I've done similar
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