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Colin
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12th May 04 at 08:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!



Morning muthafucka's
Colin
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12th May 04 at 08:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Marc
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12th May 04 at 08:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hehe
Pablo
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12th May 04 at 08:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL Read it twice
Tom
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12th May 04 at 08:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
PMSL Read it twice


leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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12th May 04 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I did not i got it first time
bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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12th May 04 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a man goes down on a woman
gets down to her region and says
"gee's that stinks"
She replies its my artharitus
he says
What in your pussy
she replies no in my shoulders
i cant wipe my arse!!

ha ha
Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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12th May 04 at 12:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mazin

 
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