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Author Joke
Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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13th May 04 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday
and
as they had not been dating for very long, he decided after careful
consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note.
Thoughtful, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, he went to Harrods and
bought a dainty pair of white gloves.
The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.
During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items.
The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties.
Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his
girlfriend with the following note:
Dear Romy
I chose these because you are not in the habit of wearing any when
you go out in the evenings.
If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long
ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade,
the shop assistant I bought them from showed me the pair she had
been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and although they were a little
tight, they looked really smart.
She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny.
In fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other hands
will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you
take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away
as they will
be
naturally damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips will
kiss
them in the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
Happy Birthday
All my love
Stuart
PS. The latest style is to wear them folded down, with a little fur showing.



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