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Author Need an interesting way to destroy a mobile phone...
PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
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18th May 04 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just ordered my upgrade phone (SPV E200) to replace the shitty original slow & crappy SPV I currently have...

So far, ways to destroy it I've thought of are...

Cut it in half with a dremel...
Use a gas-welding torch to cut it into pieces (well, burn it)
Contact with the wrong-end of a golf-club
Charging while dropped into a bucket of water

Any other suggestions?? this phone has to go!
L330wnz
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18th May 04 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
find some1 u hate and beat them with it...
Half Pint
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18th May 04 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jizz on it !
SetH
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18th May 04 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
anally assualt someone with it.
Demo
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18th May 04 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
send it to me for free
Colin
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Stick it in the microwave - I used to like putting things in the microwave until I got banned
broster
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18th May 04 at 10:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
microwave it and film it then let us all watch
Corsa E-Tec
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18th May 04 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
find the nearest construction site and kindly ask the steam roller to run it over a few times.
Half Pint
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watch it explode
Pablo
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We used a tile cutter on a 3310 fcuked it up but somehow it still work We cut the bottom off so u couldn't speak if you made a call
PaulW
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18th May 04 at 10:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
send it to me for free


Sure! it hardly holds a charge, the USB cradle wont work, camera is in pieces, infra-red is broke...

Can't do microwave - I blew up the old one having fun with an old hard-drive... door kinda shot half way across the kitchen!
Half Pint
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18th May 04 at 10:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gaffa tape will solve this !
Jason Iles
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18th May 04 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cover it in choclate and give it to an unsuspecting fat kid to eat
Demo
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so can i have it
dj_mikey_k
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18th May 04 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
use it as an intresting feature in ure case modding
Half Pint
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18th May 04 at 10:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put it in a vice and slowely tighten it
Jason Iles
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18th May 04 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Buy the biggest firework you can find and tape it to it then set it off
dj_mikey_k
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18th May 04 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
use it as a break pad
Corsa E-Tec
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18th May 04 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
run over it and then when you next see a friend, act as if he just did it and then get really mad and ask him to buy you a new one.
broster
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18th May 04 at 10:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
run over it and then when you next see a friend, act as if he just did it and then get really mad and ask him to buy you a new one.


gotta be the best idea so far
Red_SXi
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18th May 04 at 11:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I ruined my last one by being drunk and being sick on it
Munchie
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Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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18th May 04 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
send me the screen then run over it

 
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