Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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I also lost my keys at PVS... I was fucking wankered from drink and was walking back from the toilets to the campsite. I was chucking my keys in the air and catching them like a A-grade knobend, then suddenly (in the pitch black dark) I didn't catch them 
I dropped to the floor to find my keys, but it was pitch black and the grass was very long. 
I started thinking 'shit ... what the f*ck am I gonna do' - but the other (drunk) half of me was thinking 'don't worry it'll be alright... just go back to the campsite, they'll turn up' 
It was so dark I couldn't see my hands let alone my keys... I was considering going back to the campsite and getting snowy's Hand cannon (blinding torch) but how would I remember where it was that I had dropped them?
I was crawling round on the floor in the dark like a retard and some 'sobre' people in a car parked near (that were probably making out and thought I was spying on them) opened their door and asked what I was doing...
In a drunken manner I explained I had lost my keys - this probably came out as "F*ck, help - I had keys, now they're gone. It's so dark - Find my keys you buggers, coz I'm wankered."
Anyway I had these 2 searching around for my keys, they even got some sort of lamp to help me search - thankfully they found them and handed em back. I in a drunken manner started thanking them (which means shaking hands and constantly going 'Thank you so much... Really thanks... I can't thank you enough... etc' - but I think they just wanted to get back to whatever they were up to in their car before and sent me on my way.
Then when I got back P4UL was saying he had lost his keys... I of course didn't care at this time as A) I was drunk B) I had found mine 
Paul J
[Edited on 07-06-2004 by Trotty]
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Darren
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Registered: 21st Apr 02
Location: Hadleigh, Suffolk
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Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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I saw your corsa go down the strip darren - wish I had known it was a 1.4 I would of given you a race...
Instead I had 1 race against another 1.2 16v with exhaust + decat... then my other 2 races ended up against a 14.2 second nova and 14.6 second corsa  both pissed on me hardcore.
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: Royston, South Yorkshire
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Fcukin hell you do write essays!
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1600power
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Registered: 22nd Apr 04
Location: Shropshire Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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i love the didnt care bit at the end, drunken states always the best! 
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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i saw your last one paul, i told my mum i new you and she said " aw, you better tell him he's lost a headlight"
[Edited on 07-06-2004 by Corsa E-Tec]
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Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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"Find my keys you buggers, coz I'm wankered."
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
i saw your last one paul, i told my mum i new you and she said " aw, you better tell him he's lost a headlight"
hahah I had so many people walking past my car and going 'Oh where's his head light gone?' etc
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
[Edited on 07-06-2004 by Trotty]
what did you edit? I can't see anything...
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