Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Got a problem, quite personal and didn't know who else to turn to.
Basically, I'm in love with some bald headed guy called Dr*w and I don't know how to tell him.
Any suggestions? While I'm here, does anyone have any favourite tastes??
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Do him dry
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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dont think i can help u with this request
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
Do him dry
I expected more from you
Would you like to do me dry?
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
Do him dry
pmsl
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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sell your bonnet & all will be sorted
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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quote: Originally posted by matt h
sell your arse & all will be sorted
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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STFU and I won't have to ruin your ass
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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quote: Originally posted by Joff
STFU and I won't have to ruin your ass
i heard pauline already did it?
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Nope, didn't even attempt to!
Well, not that I'm aware of... maybe he's got a small willeh.
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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quote: Originally posted by Joff
Nope, didn't even attempt to!
Well, not that I'm aware of... maybe he's got a small willeh.
could have...although your gonna have to fight for his love with drew, both of them have been shifting shit for quite a while
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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I think I'll leave them to it...
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote: Originally posted by Joff
quote: Originally posted by Ally
Do him dry
I expected more from you
Would you like to do me dry?
Tie him up, blindfold him, bend him over, tickle his ass with a feather, stick 2 fingers up, suck his ass then ram ur cock so hard down his ass hole it splits
Better?
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by Joff
quote: Originally posted by Ally
Do him dry
I expected more from you
Would you like to do me dry?
Tie him up, blindfold him, bend him over, tickle his ass with a feather, stick 2 fingers up, suck his ass then ram ur cock so hard down his ass hole it splits
Better?
oh fuck
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Mattb
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Registered: 2nd Feb 03
Location: Under your sisters bed
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sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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quote: Originally posted by Mattb
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...
Or you could turn the paper the other way round so that the coarse side is on you...
Got some wet and dry here anyone fancy popping over?
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broster
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Registered: 6th Dec 02
Location: Drives: E39
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quote: Originally posted by Joff
quote: Originally posted by Mattb
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...
Or you could turn the paper the other way round so that the coarse side is on you...
Got some wet and dry here anyone fancy popping over?
if i were to pop over can i have my dremal back?
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Mattb
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Registered: 2nd Feb 03
Location: Under your sisters bed
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quote: Originally posted by broster
quote: Originally posted by Joff
quote: Originally posted by Mattb
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...
Or you could turn the paper the other way round so that the coarse side is on you...
Got some wet and dry here anyone fancy popping over?
if i were to pop over can i have my dremal back?
thinking of going solo
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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quote: Originally posted by broster
quote: Originally posted by Joff
quote: Originally posted by Mattb
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...
Or you could turn the paper the other way round so that the coarse side is on you...
Got some wet and dry here anyone fancy popping over?
if i were to pop over can i have my dremal back?
Yup, but then I'd have to borrow it again. Battery is charging up as I drained it hacking my airbox to bits
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broster
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Registered: 6th Dec 02
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haha, your gunna wear it out lol
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Tell me about it - don't think you're getting it back with any useful bits
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broster
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Registered: 6th Dec 02
Location: Drives: E39
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so ill get a spinny think back then! cheers! lol
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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np.
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broster
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Registered: 6th Dec 02
Location: Drives: E39
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supose i can tickle my arse with it
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