HeNdie
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1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.
3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachie."
4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as often since you did this.
6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.
7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.
8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN".
13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza, donuts, or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
15) Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
If i tried number 1 at a the retail shop were i worked, i odnt rekon i could do it without pmsl !
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CorsaLad16v
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9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
will be getting done 2moro coz i'm forever being asked to do stuff! wonder how annoyed people will be 
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Smiffie
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neil lets add a 16th option - steel keith's car
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CorsaLad16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
neil lets add a 16th option - steel keith's car
 i want it!!
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R Lee
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do you 2 bum boys work together? 
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Smiffie
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CorsaLad16v
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quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
do you 2 bum boys work together?
no
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Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
do you 2 bum boys work together?
nah, but my mum used to work where he works which i how i know the bosses name and how i know he has a DB7 
plus i know all n e way
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R Lee
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okley dokley
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HeNdie
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i think number 9 has gota be tried aswell, if you could keep a straight face wud be ace.
anyhow off now laterz.
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Smiffie
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CorsaLad16v
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Paul, Keiths son now has the DB7 
Keiths got a gold colourd Vanquish i think.
just like this 1, he nearly ran me over the other week in the carpark 
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Smiffie
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fecking sweet 
i'm sure he'll get u next time
he'd better do, pay a man to do a job......
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CorsaLad16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
fecking sweet
i'm sure he'll get u next time
he'd better do, pay a man to do a job......
good job i had the week off then lol when he drives up the multi storey cark park i can hear him from the ground floor lol then he slows right down to go up the ramps n then speeds off... mmmm the roar
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Smiffie
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tehe
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leeshez
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Shame i work in a factory
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