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Jamie
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14th Jul 04 at 23:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ Liverpudlian chaps. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of skunk weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
R Lee
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14th Jul 04 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
been on before
SteveW
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14th Jul 04 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
an oldie but a goodie
Jamie
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Oh well, i dont search for jokes before I post
CorsaLad16v
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14th Jul 04 at 23:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can't be arsed to read it... please summerise lol
R Lee
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
can't be arsed to read it... please summerise lol


liverpudlians are better than italians at chaning wheels because they steal them for a living
CorsAsh
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14th Jul 04 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ferrari fires pit crew as they find pikeys who can have wheels off quicker - though they also re badged car and sold it on to Mclaren. The End.
Jambo
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14th Jul 04 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Allways makes me laugh. Like the addition of coultards missus
CorsaLad16v
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14th Jul 04 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
can't be arsed to read it... please summerise lol


liverpudlians are better than italians at chaning wheels because they steal them for a living

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Ferrari fires pit crew as they find pikeys who can have wheels off quicker - though they also re badged car and sold it on to Mclaren. The End.


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