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MC Kustoms
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21st Jul 04 at 22:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RussSxi
lol at killing immigrants, would u stop and check first?


nope
Joff
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21st Jul 04 at 23:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I wouldn't have another poo, then when I died it'd all seep out.
CorsaLad16v
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
I wouldn't have another poo, then when I died it'd all seep out.




does that anyway
CorsaLad16v
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21st Jul 04 at 23:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how bout selling body parts on ebay?
vibrio
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21st Jul 04 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I go around feeling womans breasts. just random sluts in the street
CorsaLad16v
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21st Jul 04 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
granny sluts?
Joff
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21st Jul 04 at 23:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sluts is sluts, regardless of their age.
leni
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I'd have a big party, max my credit cards by buying me nephews presents.
Marry Rob, regardless of whether he wanted to or not!
have a 3 some, organise my funeral and get a doner card!
Paul_J
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22nd Jul 04 at 11:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha Could you imagine if they said 'you have 3 days left to live' - You guys do these crazy things, getting aids, killing people, speeding through cameras, etc...

And then the doc rings up on the 3rd day and says - oh, sorry we got your test results mixed up with someone else, you have a clean bill of health

Your life would be so fucked up
bree
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I would find a road that no 1 else was on and drive my car as fast as I could and never stop til I crashed
Pablo
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22nd Jul 04 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I would catch road runner, as the coyote never could
bree
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Pablo
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by leni
I'd have a big party, max my credit cards by buying me nephews presents.
Marry Rob, regardless of whether he wanted to or not!
have a 3 some, organise my funeral and get a doner card!





PMSL - Rob I am dying, there are a few things I would like to do before I go. please marry me, help me fill in this donar car and I wish to fuck another man
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
I would catch road runner, as the coyote never could



the only thing you'll catch is the clap
lil miss kinky
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22nd Jul 04 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by willay
i'd go ruin leo.


OMG! erm
Pablo
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22nd Jul 04 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
I would catch road runner, as the coyote never could



the only thing you'll catch is the clap
?
M2RTY
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22nd Jul 04 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sounds like an average night out in newcastle so far
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
I would catch road runner, as the coyote never could



the only thing you'll catch is the clap
?


your sharing with Joff
Joff
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22nd Jul 04 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
YOU were the one that begged me to share a room with you!!

You said you didn't wank to find a kettle full of boiled piss in the morning.
morrisdaboss
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22nd Jul 04 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i'd blow my life saving on cocaine & a big gun & then go out killing immigrants tony montana stylee



yes!!!
Sam
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22nd Jul 04 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
... and were only given a few days to live, would you do something crazy so the world remembered you?

For example, going on an illegal immigrant (Luton town centre) killing spree etc, urinate through Tony Blairs letter box, take a dump on a buckingham palace guardsmans foot, do an armed robbery wearing only a turban, etc etc


One assumes this is what you wish to do?
drunkenfool
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22nd Jul 04 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I would do heroin. People think im stupid for saying this, but if its supposed to be the best feeling there is, then why not?! Doesnt really matter if it kills you, and it cant really ruin ur life if you are gonna die soon anyway
CraigyG
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22nd Jul 04 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MORRIS69
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i'd blow my life saving on cocaine & a big gun & then go out killing immigrants tony montana stylee



yes!!!


"Say ello to my little friend!"

Oh yes
I'll do wat matt sed bout the immigrants then i'll go out and just get smashed on drink and drugs


[Edited on 22-07-2004 by Craig-CorsaGSI]

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