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Author Joke for Friday - It's about a Farmer :|
Jason Iles
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There was a farmer who had four daughters. He was in a habit of worrying about
his daughters and always answered the door with a shotgun.

One night he hears a knock at the door and finds a young man standing there.
The young man says: My name is Freddie. I've come to pick up Betty. We're going
for spaghetti. I hope she's ready?
The farmer thought that was cute so he let them out.

Pretty soon another knock on the door and another young man was there. He said:
My name is Vance. I've come for Nance. We're going to a dance. Is she ready by chance?
Again the farmer thought it was cute and let them go.

Soon another knock at the door with yet another young man standing there. He said:
My name is Moe. I'm here to get Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go?
Once again the farmer thought it was cute and let them go.

Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing there. He said:
My name is Chuck.


The farmer shot him.


[Edited on 30-07-2004 by J 11ESY]
Colin
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ScottyBrum
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rocafella
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Thoday
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30th Jul 04 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats the daughters name to go with Chuck?
L330wnz
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duck?
--Dave--
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30th Jul 04 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
luck?
lil miss kinky
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30th Jul 04 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wtf
--Dave--
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^^^ that's it!
Trucido
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lmao
Tom
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lil miss kinky
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
^^^ that's it!


what is, what have i done
--Dave--
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the name of the girl Chuck is taking out on a date! Well done you!!
lil miss kinky
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
the name of the girl Chuck is taking out on a date! Well done you!!


fuck me you've blown my mind!

I was only joking, making a lil ryhme with what others said

*puts head down in shame*
--Dave--
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Thoday
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http://www.babycenter.com/babyname/results.jhtml?_DARGS=%2Fbabyname%2Findex.jhtml

come on jase explain the joke there is no female names simliar to fuck or chuck
Tom
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stop picking on Jase now
Thoday
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lil miss kinky
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
lil miss kinky
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Tom
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Who's Thomas then, have I been norty

MWAH
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Tom
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