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ross23
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   16th Aug 04 at 08:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Calories & Sex



It has been known for many years that sex was

good exercise, but until now nobody had made

a scientific study of the caloric content of

different sexual activities. Now after "original

and proprietary" research they are proud to

present the results.



REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent.................................12 Calories

Without her consent............................2187 Calories



OPENING HER BRA:

ith both hands..........8 Calories

With one hand..........................12 Calories

With your teeth.................................485 Calories



PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection..................................6 Calories

Without an erection............................3315 Calories



POSITIONS:

Missionary.......................................12 Calories

69 lying down...................................78 Calories

69 standing up..................................812 Calories

Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories

Doggy Style...........326 Calories

Italian chandelier...............2912 Calories



ORGASMS:

Real........................................112 Calories

Fake............1315 Calories



POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories

Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories



GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years....................................36 Calories

30-39 years............80 Calories

40-49 years..........................124 Calories

50-59 years....................................1972 Calories

60-69 years....................................7916 Calories

70 and over....................................Results are still pending



DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly......32 Calories

In a hurry....98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
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PMSL, but what the fuk is an Italian chandelier??? (as in sexual position)
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by big eck
PMSL, but what the fuk is an Italian chandelier??? (as in sexual position)




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what the feck!!
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Just what I was thinkin shelly

I take it that the guy is underneath and she is on top with her back towards his chest
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well it looks fun whatever it is
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Fun!!!! Looks painful
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