Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
the
>rest
> of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top
prize
>at the
> pub for the best toast of the night!
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the
best
> toast of the night."
> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said,
> "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me
>wife." "Oh,
> that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on
the
>street corner.
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other
> night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
You
>know,
> he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
>asleep,
> and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come."
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