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Paul
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9th Sep 04 at 23:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Right i'm sitting here doing some work and I have got a can of grolsch with no ring pull (how bloody frustrating)......


How the hell do i get it open i want some beer!!!



[Edited on 09-09-2004 by Paul]
dousey
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9th Sep 04 at 23:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stab it then pour into a glass
rambokid
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9th Sep 04 at 23:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shake it like fcuk, shout "SHOTGUN" at the top of your voice, then stab the side of the can with a nail or something, and hold the hole to your mouth.
CorsAsh
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9th Sep 04 at 23:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
use a spoon or something not too sharp, and press down on the ringpull cutout bit, it'll pop down just as if there was a ringpull there
Paul
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9th Sep 04 at 23:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
going and getting a spoon means moving which is to much like hard work i'm sitting in my bedroom i have a scalpel to hand might try that going and getting a glass is to much like hard work also might try banging my head against it see what results that gives

[Edited on 09-09-2004 by Paul]
CorsAsh
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9th Sep 04 at 23:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah, use the rounded end, basically nothin sharp or you risk a fountain in your bedroom
J da Silva
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or you can do my party trick, cut a triangular shaped hole near the bottom and stab top open to let air in, then drink through the triangle very quick

i can down a can of booze in under 3 seconds like this, creates a vacuum you see

[Edited on 09-09-04 by VenomTurbo]
corb
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9th Sep 04 at 23:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a key?push it down with that.
CorsAsh
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9th Sep 04 at 23:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oooh, will have to try that
J da Silva
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9th Sep 04 at 23:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i remember sometime last year i drunk 12cans in half an hour, i wasn't very stable.
Paul
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9th Sep 04 at 23:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i bet you weren't i went out one night and drank a pint every 7 mins i felt fucking awful later on
J da Silva
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kin 'ell lad, i tend to slow down on the pints cos its normal drinking, but doing the can thing, you get it down that quick you dont realise its not good for you until you've smashed 7 or 8 down
Paul
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9th Sep 04 at 23:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
might give that a try no doubt i'll spew but fuck to it
myke
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10th Sep 04 at 00:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bash the opening bit with the end of a bic.
always works for me, and it wont get shaken up.
Matt H
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10th Sep 04 at 00:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a can opener you fool


its a can ffs
Rob
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10th Sep 04 at 10:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol venom u mean it stops the can creating a vacuum in itself such as snorkling breaks the surface of the beer in the bottle loosing the vacuum

matt you an idiot
J da Silva
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10th Sep 04 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well you suck the beer through the bottom hole, and it brings the air through the top of the can, it brings the beer with it, you feel gassy once you have drunk it BURP!
leeshez
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10th Sep 04 at 10:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A large flat screw driver
leeshez
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10th Sep 04 at 10:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If that does not work throw it for ages and boot it around the house
Lee 16v
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10th Sep 04 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
use the scalpel n cut a hole in the side
Richie
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10th Sep 04 at 10:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go downstairs u lazy fook

 
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