leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo,
(and
> > > he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is
still
> > > standing on the curb.
> > > > >
> > > "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please
take
> > > your seat so we can leave?"
> > > > >
> > > "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me
drive
> > > at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
> > > > >
> > > "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And
what if
> > > something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never
gone
> > > to work that morning.
> > > > >
> > > "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
> > > > >
> > > Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in
behind
> > > the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after
exiting
> > > the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105
mph.
> > > > >
> > > " Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver,
but
> > > the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
> > > > >
> > > "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
> > > > >
> > > The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop
approaches,
but
> > > the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and
gets
on
> > > the radio.
> > > > >
> > > "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
> > > > >
> > > The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's
stopped a
> > > limo going a hundred and five.
> > > > >
> > > "So bust him," says the Chief.
> > > > >
> > > "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said
the
cop.
> > > > >
> > > The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
> > > > >
> > > "No, I mean really important," said the cop.
> > > > >
> > > The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
> > > > >
> > > Cop: "Bigger."
> > > > >
> > > Chief: "Governor?"
> > > > >
> > > Cop: "Bigger."
> > > > >
> > > "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
> > > > >
> > > Cop: "I think it's God!"
> > > > >
> > > Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
> > > > >
> > > Cop: "He's got the f***ing Pope as a chauffeur!!"
> > > >
> > > >
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thats fkin mint