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Author i did something naughty last night (with illustrations)
--Dave--
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21st Oct 04 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and what people on here think of me bothers me? please be quiet and sit yourself down.

goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
and what people on here think of me bothers me? please be quiet and sit yourself down.




if my comments did not bother you then why did you get all upset a start replying with abuse.
goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car

then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny


yes phone shop temps are not the brightest are they



no

they are recruited for their looks only. then again most of our permanent staff were chosen because of their looks



I'm phone you again one day
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
and what people on here think of me bothers me? please be quiet and sit yourself down.




if my comments did not bother you then why did you get all upset a start replying with abuse.


I was thinking the same,
--Dave--
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forgive me if I'm wrong but, you accused me of lieing

joker
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quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car

then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny


yes phone shop temps are not the brightest are they



no

they are recruited for their looks only. then again most of our permanent staff were chosen because of their looks



I'm phone you again one day






only if you talk dirty
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
forgive me if I'm wrong but, you accused me of lieing

joker


I forgive you!

he was probably messing with you Dave. Don't take it personally.
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car

then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny


yes phone shop temps are not the brightest are they



no

they are recruited for their looks only. then again most of our permanent staff were chosen because of their looks



I'm phone you again one day






only if you talk dirty


*ring ring*

Matt- Hello!
Ross- Muck,soil,bacteria,grime and other forms of dirtyness.
goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
forgive me if I'm wrong but, you accused me of lieing

joker



actually my first comment was

"PMSL you sound like a boy thats just lost his virginity.

20mins to make her cum. your doing somthing wrong"
goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car

then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny


yes phone shop temps are not the brightest are they



no

they are recruited for their looks only. then again most of our permanent staff were chosen because of their looks



I'm phone you again one day






only if you talk dirty


*ring ring*

Matt- Hello!
Ross- Muck,soil,bacteria,grime and other forms of dirtyness.



tempted to do that
Matt H
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
forgive me if I'm wrong but, you accused me of lieing

joker


I forgive you!

he was probably messing with you Dave. Don't take it personally.


I don't take anything I read on the net personally mate. Neither does anyone else. I just don't see the point in posting negative comments when clearly other members had funny things to say (including yourself)
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wheres the illustrations then
Patrick
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Dave, ignore the plank. He is a 30'ish yr old snooping on a corsa board that has little or no friends. He comes out with shite like GTF or SMB and thinks everyone is amused.
--Dave--
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least you have the back seats and the space to do such pleasurable tasks... you try getting jiggy in an mr2!
--Dave--
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I'd give up the sex in the back for an MR2 mate
goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
Dave, ignore the plank. He is a 30'ish yr old snooping on a corsa board that has little or no friends. He comes out with shite like GTF or SMB and thinks everyone is amused.



I ain't 30 Patrica

also SMB does not require like GTF does

PMSL at no friends - you know me so well as a person to know that
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then you clearly have issues... id give up my mr2* for sex

*not really i am lying my ass off but the missis is on holiday for 6 weeks and me balls are hurtin
--Dave--
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Originally posted by Calibra2zero
then you clearly have issues... id give up my mr2* for sex

*not really i am lying my ass off but the missis is on holiday for 6 weeks and me balls are hurtin


you quoted me wrong, i said i'd give up sex on the back seat, not sex on the whole!!!

go have a tug then if your balls are ready to burst.

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