scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
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A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies...
They go to Heaven, because of the grief they have suffered. God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is.
The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing .
Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says...
... "Make 'em all ugly again!
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Mistamist
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hahahahah
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Nath
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Matt H
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waynep
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selfish cunt
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myke
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that's quality
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Kathryn W
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R Lee
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i like that joke...
in fact, i like it a lot
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SteveW
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 pretty good
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Dan B
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Taken from another forum I'm on:
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BUSH visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion on words and their meaning.
The teacher asks Mr. BUSH if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."
So, the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers -- "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."
"That's wrong," BUSH shouts. "That would be considered an accident."
A little girl raises her hand -- "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"You are completely incorrect" shouts the President. "That would be what we would consider a great loss."
The room goes silent -- no other children volunteer.
BUSH searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a little Ernie raises his hand.
In a quiet voice he says -- "If a plane carrying the PRESIDENT BUSH were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims BUSH. "You are absolutely right. "Can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well", says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"
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leeshez
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Icy
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Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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