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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ok so I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon if you call someone up and all they hear down the line is you breathing heavily whilst spanking the monkey...


.. but what if THEY'VE called YOU? How does that work if they want to report you?


Just wondering because I'm sending my number out to a very special lady
Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your gay
Colin
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Probably the police and they would firstly warn you and tell you to stoppit
vibrio
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lynne may well be breathing heavily but then thats becasue any movment is a strain on the little lady
CorsAsh
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Location: Munich
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
your gay


you're just jealous he's not breathing heavily down the phone to you

*edited cause Drew's a pedantic sod

[Edited on 23-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont answer the phone while your cracking one off!
Joff
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Location: Cambridgeshire
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
dont answer the phone while your cracking one off!


To be fair, the other party would never get through then
Matt H
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
your gay


you're just jealous he's not breathig heavily down the phone to you



true


i may have to u2u him my number
Mistamist
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Location: Gillingham, Kent
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
buy an answer machine then
Joff
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Location: Cambridgeshire
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm waiting.
CorsAsh
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joff
I'm waiting.


You should get an automated answering service...

"Welcome to the Joff Hotline...

Press 1 for husky, heavy breathing
Press 2 for slapping noises
Press 3 to hear someones mum bein ruined"

Calls cost £1.50/min, calls may be recorded, you are officially a sicko to ring the number

[Edited on 23-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
Matt H
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u2u sent
Joff
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a number... should I call?
Drew
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
your gay


you're just jealous he's not breathig heavily down the phone to you


breathing
CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Drew
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
your gay


you're just jealous he's not breathig heavily down the phone to you


breathing


FFS, will you just go and get banned
Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds         Drives: Myself Insane!
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23rd Nov 04 at 23:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can't halm anyone

 
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