Thoday
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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Women's personality from what they drink...
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 liter cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. (Pretentious)
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink: Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.
Drink: Shorts (Vodka, Gin etc.)
Personality: Hanging with boy pals or looking to get drunk.and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Men's personality from what they drink...
Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
Guinness: The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
Vodka: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to getlaid.
Whisky: He doesn't give two sh*ts about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
Southern Comfort: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
Tequila: P*ss off, all you w*nkers, I'm gonna go sh*g something with a pulse. (Obviously from Barrow-in-Furness or the far North of Scotland)
Barcardi Breezer-Hooch: He's gay
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