Cavey
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Was looking for porn on the net.... for a change. and stumbled across this forum. Some of the things are funny as fuck
http://www.forums.improvingsex.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/006579.html
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Cavey
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Quote from the forum....
"I'm an 18 year old lad and just recently something very embarrassing happened to me.
I got home from my job during the day and was feeling super-horny. I mean I was about ready to burst! As soon as I got in the house I called out to see if anyone was home. The house was empty. I quickly pulled down my jeans and kicked off my shoes and started jacking off in the living room. I just got caught up in the moment, and soon I was pulling off all my clothes. Bollock naked, I started shagging the furniture, rubbing my hard cock against the chairs, cushions, everything.
I was fucking the sofa-back and getting to the point of climax when the door opened and my uncle walked in. He'd been out the back all the time. The thing is, I was so close to exploding that I just kept on thrusting into the soft cushions even with him there. When I came I collapsed on my back on the sofa, naked with a rock hard boner spraying cum all over the place.
My uncle just put his hands on his hips, smiled and said, "Fuck, looks like someone got excited!" He threw a dishcloth at me and walked out of the room laughing to himself.
I was embarrassed as hell, but also REALLY turned on because I'd been caught. Is it wrong for me to feel horny like that, because my uncle caught me? Was it wrong that I carried on with him there? "
Funny as hell
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leeshez
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muppet 
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Colin
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Fuck about, that happened to me but it was granny so I just shut my eyes and went for it
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Matt H
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wierdo
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Charlene
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Colin
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Fuck about, that happened to me but it was granny so I just shut my eyes and went for it
Your a scottish in bread so its ok 
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boyracer2002
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PMSL
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Fuck about, that happened to me but it was granny so I just shut my eyes and went for it
Your a scottish in bread so its ok
Is that some kinda sandwich SAUSAGE
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