brummiesxi
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Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that
The doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course
she
agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Alma agreed and again they made love. Later, Dave was getting into bed
when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched
Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I
die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up."Honey, I only Have
four hours left! Could we...?
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
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Haven't heard that before 