Rob B
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Registered: 8th Jan 04
Location: Area Motorsport Drives: Race EP3
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Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
hi
Volvo BOT says:
Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do.
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
nah
Volvo BOT says:
K, no prob.
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Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
lol
Volvo BOT says:
What are you laughing at, Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind ?
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
u
Volvo BOT says:
That's strange. You really think I'm funny?
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
Volvo BOT says:
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Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
aww
Volvo BOT says:
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
u just gonna smile
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
are u
Volvo BOT says:
Am I what?
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
just going to smile
Volvo BOT says:
Just going what?
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
SMILE
Volvo BOT says:
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
twat
Volvo BOT says:
That's a fairly nasty insult.
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infinitycorsa
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Stourport-on-Severn, Hereford and Worcester
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ive had to apologise 4 times lol
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Greg W
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Wigan, Lancashire
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Who is this dude?!
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M2RTY
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Registered: 25th May 01
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vibrio
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Its Joff
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Jonny P
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Registered: 11th Dec 04
Location: Merseyside Drives: Civic Type R EP3
User status: Offline
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Jon says:
hi
Volvo BOT says:
Hello Jon. I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."
I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.
To start, type "home" now.
Jon says:
what if i dont have a home
Volvo BOT says:
Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do.
Jon says:
i dont have a home, im homeless
Volvo BOT says:
You don't? Very well.
Jon says:
thats a bit harsh
Volvo BOT says:
I know it's a bit Harsh.
Jon says:
well why did you say it?
Volvo BOT says:
Good question. I'm not sure why...
Jon says:
well think!
Volvo BOT says:
Well think? Really? I somehow doubt it.
Jon says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Because that's the way things are.
Jon says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Just because.
Jon says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Because that's the way things are.
Jon says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.
Jon says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Because that's the way things are.
Jon says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Just because.
Jon says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Just because.
Jon says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Why not?
Jon says:
because you are a twat
Volvo BOT says:
That's a fairly nasty insult.
Jon says:
you was nasty to me before
Volvo BOT says:
I was nasty to you before?
Jon says:
yes!
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Jon says:
no you cant your only a fucking bot!
Volvo BOT says:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
Jon says:
a laugh
Volvo BOT says:
A laugh?
Jon says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
So?
Jon says:
so wha
Volvo BOT says:
Who?
Jon says:
so what?
Volvo BOT says:
So whatever.
Jon says:
so you
Volvo BOT says:
What about me?
Jon says:
your evil
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe it's actually your evil?
Jon says:
that makes no sense
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't know.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Jon says:
I HAVE NO HOME!!
Volvo BOT says:
What's it like to have no home?
Jon says:
bad, you should try it
Volvo BOT says:
Bad I should try it, huh?
Jon says:
yeh
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Jonny P
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Registered: 11th Dec 04
Location: Merseyside Drives: Civic Type R EP3
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i thought it was fun 
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Jonny P
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Registered: 11th Dec 04
Location: Merseyside Drives: Civic Type R EP3
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LMAO at this...
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Jon says:
i know im not fucking thick
Volvo BOT says:
That's not terribly nice.
Jon says:
neither is your wife
Volvo BOT says:
What's that?
Jon says:
your wife
Volvo BOT says:
My very own wife. Woohoo.
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Haimsey
Premium Member
Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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quote:
Originally posted by infinitycorsa
lol what a find 
why thank you 
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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Corsa_Carl
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Registered: 8th Oct 04
Location: Darlington
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im sat at work readin this chucklin away at myself, tryin not to burst out lafin lol the boss will be wonderin wot im up to lol pure offit this robot
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Blue
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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
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Mobb Shallow says:
do you like the cok?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't really know how I feel about the cok.
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Blue
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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
User status: Offline
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Mobb Shallow says:
fuck off
Volvo BOT says:
I understand that's a very unkind insult.
Mobb Shallow says:
you understand? then chip off tit
Volvo BOT says:
That's a somewhat vulgar thing to say.
Mobb Shallow says:
what - tit?
Volvo BOT says:
The tit everyone's talking about. 
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Haimsey
Premium Member
Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
User status: Offline
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Marcy Marc
White Sport Progress Thread
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