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Spydee
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Customer: ....Hello.....

Helpline: Hello, how may i help you today?.

Customer: Can you come and fix the printer? It‘s jammed...

Helpline: Ok, can you confirm the make of printer?

Customer: HP443 CT 16

Helpline: And the problem?

Customer: It‘s the mouse, it‘s stopping everything

Helpline: ...? Is the cursor frozen on screen?

Customer: No, no, it‘s the mouse, it‘s stuck…














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Ojc
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Poor thing
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Pablo
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this is old
Spydee
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so is your face
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They also have the model number wrong, thats a Laserjet 1200.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
They also have the model number wrong, thats a Laserjet 1200.




please dont ban me
Alex
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie walby
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
They also have the model number wrong, thats a Laserjet 1200.




please dont ban me


--Dave--
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Poor thing
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie walby
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
They also have the model number wrong, thats a Laserjet 1200.




please dont ban me


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that is such a bad photshop
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
that is such a bad photshop


ellaborate
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ie fake.... it not surely can't be real!!! not really funny if it is!

 
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