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Steve
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7th Jan 06 at 21:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Browse here

http://www.ikea.com/ms/en_GB/local_home/brent_park.html

click on ask anna at the bottom, post any funny responses you get my best one was

Q. Do you have a large camels toe?

A. Im sorry if I was a real person im sure i would have that body part

[Edited on 07-01-2006 by Corsa_Sam]
Matt H
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7th Jan 06 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just had a very interesting convo with her
scoob
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7th Jan 06 at 21:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You said: i have large nipples

Do you think that makes you unique? Please ask me something about IKEA instead.


Lawrah
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7th Jan 06 at 21:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

she sucks, wont tell me the price of a weener
Corsalad87
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7th Jan 06 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i asked have you had sex

her reply :-

A very good question, but one that I'm afraid I'm unable to answer at this point in time.
Corsalad87
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i asked do you masturbate!

She replied :-

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
Corsalad87
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7th Jan 06 at 21:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i asked can we fuck

she replied :-

I really can't say anything about this, please talk to me about IKEA

Lawrah
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You said: do you like hard wooden poles

That's a subject I'd rather not discuss. Please let's talk about IKEA.

that is soo ikea based.
Rob_Corsa
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Wonder if their software guy reads the questions submitted?
Lawrah
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he prolly waks off 2 her.
Corsalad87
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
he prolly waks off 2 her.


i would shes a fitty
Sims
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7th Jan 06 at 22:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol how did you come across this?

Q. does your manager from ikea give it to you up the ass?

A. Which IKEA store would you like the management details for?

Q. sweedish people suck ass!

A. I am not designed to understand or feel insults, although my knowledge will surely improve after this conversation. What would you like to know about IKEA?

Q. what are you designed for then?

A. I aim to help IKEA web page visitors find the information they need whether it be about products or services.

Ahh right thats what your there for

 
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