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Cybermonkey
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

god damn F' ING P PLATERS stupid bitch decides to lane change, wih no signal, dont even think she looked in her mirrors. i must have been inches away from smacking her car, slammed the brakes on, locked up, car pulled badly to the right into oncoming trafic, car coming the other way swerved badly to avoid hitting me, missed that one by about a foot. time for new fucking tyres too, they have shockingly bad grip. drove the rest of the way home with a BPM of about 120 i reckon. stupid fucking cow grinned at me when we got to the traffic lights too
Corsa_Carl
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

stoopid bitch ! y did she grin at u aswell
a_j_mair
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

was she hot
Kathryn W
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Always the woman's fault
Martyn
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

should of sausaged her
Icy
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shoulda gave her a slap to wipe that smile off it
or whack ur nob on her face
Cybermonkey
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i tihnk she grinned because the look of KILL KILL KILL on my face would have been rather apparent. i actually wanted to ram the biatch at the lights, thought i would go alongside and call her a wanker instead
Corsa_Carl
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i tihnk she grinned because the look of KILL KILL KILL on my face would have been rather apparent. i actually wanted to ram the biatch at the lights, thought i would go alongside and call her a wanker instead



Jambo
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Korsa-Kat
Always the woman's fault


Similar thing happenend to me
Jamie Walby
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i tihnk she grinned because the look of KILL KILL KILL on my face would have been rather apparent. i actually wanted to ram the biatch at the lights, thought i would go alongside and call her a wanker instead


Could have waited till you got to a layby or something
5chaap2k
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23rd Jan 06 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and if they do look in the mirror.. their not even doing it for trafic-purposes
Tom
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23rd Jan 06 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Byatch should have took a jack handle to her head imo

 
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