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Ry_B
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30th Mar 06 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
I would like to add that not all females slam doors and break the shelf under the glovebox.
Your girlfriends/mates might just be heavy handed or need to be taught how to shut a door correctly


Need to learn some control
CorsAsh
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30th Mar 06 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just act gentlemanly, open her door for her, and close it once she's through.
drax
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30th Mar 06 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or better still, Dont stop reach over and open the door as you drive past her house, boot her out, little swerve to the right then back in again will close the door.
Greasemonkey
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I fooking hate this the amount of times i have to say in my most sarcastic voice "you sure thats shut" to the missus.
GGGRRRRRRR
Ellie
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30th Mar 06 at 14:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i think she might also be makin a point- be a gentleman and open and close the door for her. if not i agree slam her fingers in the door ha ha
CorsAsh
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30th Mar 06 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do what Vinnie Jones is doing when you first see him in Snatch
RKS
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30th Mar 06 at 14:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The worst is when they open the door by pushing it with thier feet!! straight onto the door pod and through the speaker! I went CRAZY!
Ellie
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30th Mar 06 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yer i do that too,bit foot marks so you cant even deny it. have to do it in my car tho coz i cant get my legs over the bucket seats
CCA
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30th Mar 06 at 14:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
simple solution, take the door away
Scoty B
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30th Mar 06 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
simple solution, take the door away


Yeah weld it up. and fit an ejector seat.
SVM 286
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30th Mar 06 at 16:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ryansss

My corsa passenger side speaker went, and now my civics gone the same way

It's got to be her slamming the door. Amount of times I've said "mind the door".

Driving me nuts as it cuts in and out. Hope its just a lose connection and not a damged wire.

I'm going to ban her from touching the car as she has a habit of breaking things


Slam her ass equally violently by way of retribution.

Nothing beats the satisfaction of smiting one's enemies, even if they happen to be one's bird also.
SVM 286
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30th Mar 06 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Everytime she slams the door kill one of her pets it will soon stop


SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by drax
Or better still, Dont stop reach over and open the door as you drive past her house, boot her out, little swerve to the right then back in again will close the door.


richysport
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30th Mar 06 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you wouldn't believe how many time ive kicked off on my gf for slamming the door. i cant wait for her to got a car so i can rag her doors to fuck
mav
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30th Mar 06 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my missus doesn't, well warned
punkymt1
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30th Mar 06 at 17:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Women absolutely don't appreciate cars. Mine too slams the door .. I tell her "this isn't your dad's piece of junk!!" Besides this .. have you ever seen a woman selecting gears for the first time? They think they are a lift lever .. you can hear the knock.
the 6ft dream
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30th Mar 06 at 18:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ha ha, u all hit the nail on the head here, both my past n present gf's do the same, its in built with them, fcuks me off even more wen they piss about with the sunvisor mirror wen its sunny n it blinds me wen driving!!
shane2corsa
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30th Mar 06 at 18:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive got mine trained!

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