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Petenick3
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   26th May 07 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MOD-CHIP-25-BHP-VAUXHALL-CORSA-VECTRA-ASTRA-ZAFIRA_W0QQitemZ330124435867QQihZ014QQcategoryZ32094QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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nova_gteuk
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theyre about 25p from any electrical shop
abdus
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Taking the Ford Ka, for example, it has 70 BHP, together with this chip, it can be boosted to 95+ BHP. So, if calculations are correct, the 0-60 time can be boosted from the original, 14.1 seconds, to around 11 seconds. Thats an amazing 3 seconds off!!!




Mark1984_SRI
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I love the fact that not only will it 'boost' your cars performance +25BHP, it WILL also INCREASE your mpg imo it's the best mod available, and i've just ordered two to get an extra +50bhp
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Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I love the fact that not only will it 'boost' your cars performance +25BHP, it WILL also INCREASE your mpg imo it's the best mod available, and i've just ordered two to get an extra +50bhp


Just plaster them about the car to get 1billion bhp
Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I love the fact that not only will it 'boost' your cars performance +25BHP, it WILL also INCREASE your mpg imo it's the best mod available, and i've just ordered two to get an extra +50bhp


Just plaster them about the car to get 1billion bhp



Imagine the MPG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Petenick3
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how can they get away with it?! surley its like false advitising or something?!!
Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Petenick3
how can they get away with it?! surley its like false advitising or something?!!


Unfortunately they've been on ebay for as long as i can remember. TBH anyone that's stupid enough to buy it needs to work for the 'company' in a little fantasy resistor-chip bliss world
antmashed
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i know someone who bought one

no names getting mentioned though
Welsh Dan
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26th May 07 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I thought this was going to be about one of Steves posts
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by abdus

quote:

Taking the Ford Ka, for example, it has 70 BHP, together with this chip, it can be boosted to 95+ BHP. So, if calculations are correct, the 0-60 time can be boosted from the original, 14.1 seconds, to around 11 seconds. Thats an amazing 3 seconds off!!!









That alone, warrants a knuckle duster sandwich.
Ren
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Ebay-er
Q. What is an ECU?
A. The microcomputer that processes and interprets information from each sensor and then generates the necessary activation commands to control brake pressure and engine torque.



quote:
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This chip does not require you to cut or solder anything; all you have to do is unclip the ecu, and replace it with the resistor...


what?

[Edited on 26-05-2007 by Ren]
Ren
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Slightly unrelated to the topic however, when i read the topic title i expected a picture of a pair of big bollocks... But i clicked on it anyway. Should I be worried
ed
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