Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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> An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
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> An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
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> A Rodney King - over-clubbed
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> An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it
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> A Condom - safe but didn't feel very good
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> An elephant's arsehole - it's high; and it stinks
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> A sister-in-law -I'm up there, but I know I shouldn't be
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> A Kate Moss - thinned it
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> An IRA shot - hitting a provisional
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> A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole
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> A Diego Maradonna - nasty five footer
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> A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
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> A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't
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> A Ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what
it seems
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> Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole
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> A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
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> A Cuban - needs one more revolution
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> An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
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> A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water
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> A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka "A
Blondie")
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> A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
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> A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
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> A Robin Cook - just died on the hill
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> A Michael Jackson - gradually fading
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> An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a
result
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> A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
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> A Tony Blair - too much spin
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> A Bin Laden - driven out, never to be found again
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> Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't
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Robbo
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I am gonna memorize some of those for next year 
Not looking forward to playing next time, was woeful last few times played and was thankful for the wet weather etc
Hit loads of rodney kings
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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