Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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A1EX: Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find a chubby, take a Laxative, and bed the bitch.
This message will self-destruct if a court require it for evidence... lol
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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my old foreman farted and shit himself in work one day lol
we made a number plate saying shitty pants and stuck it on his car lol
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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There's nothing like the utter horror on someone's face when they realise that they have sharted
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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Same, gf is hating it
Marcy Marc
White Sport Progress Thread
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by Haimsey
Same, gf is hating it
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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quote: Originally posted by Gaz
A1EX: Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find a chubby, take a Laxative, and bed the bitch.
This message will self-destruct if a court require it for evidence... lol
I accept, although laxatives wont be required, an hour or so after a good workout and plenty of protein creates some beauties!
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Oh wait, i have just read your location.
You can Buy a victim!!!
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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lol ill quite honestly and happily say i will never touch or go near a thai woman, not for me
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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My farts were toxic on the evening of Christmas Day. My flat smelt rank.
I fart a lot, and like it....but this was just sick
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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Some of the smells that eminate from people at Christmas are fucking vile, it is not natural for someones fart to smell like a dead rat.
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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quote: Originally posted by ShEp
I prefer to do it on my girlfriends leg when I wake up in the morning
Are you and Eck in cahoots?!
This thread made me laugh, how very wrong.
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K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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i cupcake my missus :-)
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Huwsi
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Registered: 27th Apr 07
Location: Bangor, Gwynedd
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quote: Originally posted by K2 GTi
i cupcake my missus :-)
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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I need to stop farting in my bed. Got up this morning and the place fucking stuck. But saying that, i probably should have took my dirty socks off too.
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RossyB
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Registered: 8th Oct 07
Location: Sandbach, Cheshire
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Anyone watch family guy when peter chases meg while he's farting
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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quote: Originally posted by K2 GTi
i cupcake my missus :-)
Cup a Guff
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by RossyB
Anyone watch family guy when peter chases meg while he's farting
yes seen that one
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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during the day I can fart for England, pretty much on demand and the misses goes mad.
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
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quote: Originally posted by RossyB
Anyone watch family guy when peter chases meg while he's farting
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcMabso4oY&feature=related
yep, quality!!!
new series coming out Jan 15th I think
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