*JonnyG*
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Do you know what a 710 is?
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there"
If you're not sure what a 710 is
http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
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pow
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I've heard that one before, but it bought a smile!
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Nath
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deano87
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She needs a Vauxhall, they don't have the wording on  pictures obviously fair much better with a woman.
[Edited on 09-01-2009 by deano87]
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nathy_87
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 heard it so many times
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dannymccann
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Matt L
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i almost put a thread up the other day asking what a 710 cap was
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*JonnyG*
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
i almost put a thread up the other day asking what a 710 cap was
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C2RL R
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i made a reference to this joke when someone was asking about oil cap prices sometime last year. i told him that oil caps cost a fortune and maybe he should get a 710 instead. never checked back to see his reaction. was probably a tumbleweed moment.
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Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by *JonnyG*
quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
i almost put a thread up the other day asking what a 710 cap was
i had heard the joke a long time ago so it wouldnt have been a serious thread but id of liked to make people think i was.
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Brett
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That joke was invented before cars were.
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C2RL R
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=460101
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Dav
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=460101
I remember that thread, but only read your first 710 reply At least Ellis took it in good humour.
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N3CRO
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REALLY old joke.
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RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by TheNobleOne
REALLY old joke.
Says the guy with the christmas avatar 
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_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
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Originally posted by TheNobleOne
REALLY old joke.
Says the guy with the christmas avatar
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N3CRO
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
quote:
Originally posted by TheNobleOne
REALLY old joke.
Says the guy with the christmas avatar
It won't let me change it coz my Premium has expired 
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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Mine says oilio
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