d4za
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A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 10 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
The End
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Whittie
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BarnshaW
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ur thread title was correct, that was a crap joke. seriously crap
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Nic Barnes
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quote: Originally posted by BarnshaW
ur thread title was correct, that was a crap joke. seriously crap
i agree with this lunatic
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Charlton
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i ED but dont know why
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SVM 286
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